Fire levels Bellevue construction site

From the article: “It concerns us that there would be a fire in an empty structure with no electricity in it,” [Fire Department spokesman] Ted Szymanski said.

Perhaps they should consider the fireworks stand sitting out front. Just a thought.

The neighbors have gone fireworks crazy. I’d like to think they’re celebrating my birthday, but I suppose the birth of the nation takes precedence. I’ve grown bitter and resentful in my 27 years.

That said, I got an iPod. Take that, America!